Albion is an angry asteroid on the kuiper belt. He's the first object discovered there.
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Albion used to be a very happy asteroid, so much so that he was nicknamed smiley, however he had a problem; he was bullied by Neptune. In order to solve this problem he and a bunch of other objects teamed up and created the Cubewanos. However he was a terrible leader and eventully got overthrown by Quaoar, causing him to go into a spiral of depression and stop caring about anything.